Awkward moments...

Guy: You're incredibly cute! I was wondering if I could have your number?
Me: I.. Um...errr... *random sound that no one normal could make*
Best friend: Hi, thats jason.. and this is his number...
Guy: Is.. he retarded?
Me: *smiling like an insane axe murderer*
Best friend: He's just socially challenged..
Me: *screams* LIKE A HORSE..
Guy: Umm.. I'm going to go..
Best friend: You're going to die alone..
Me: Yes, but at least I'll have a horse.
Best friend: THERE IS NO HORSE..
Me: ...I want to die.

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ANIMALISTIC URGES

Expect normality, with a dash of the dramatic, a splash of the simplicity of human nature and a side order of homosexuality..

My world is an understood existence, Of humour and dismay.

my name is Jason-Irwin, I'm from Perth Australia, /20 yrs old/ complete and utter nerd, over exaggerated views and mainstreamed holistic standards.

Insert typical orientation statement here.

Ask me anything